Congratulations! You're the owner of a bouncing baby business!

You've just spent a month planning and building, and you've finally put everything together. Your site is live, your Paypal buttons are set up, your logo is bright and shiny and new, and you're planning three infoproducts and an interview series.

But something's nagging you.

Why? asks the voice in the back of your head.

Why would anyone ever come and listen to me?

Who am I to start a business?

What makes me so special?

How am I different from every other internet entrepreneur out there?

Say hello to your Fairy Godfamily.

We're here to help. We know the monster who's in the back of your head whispering those thoughts to you, and we know how to placate him. We want you to be more than just another internet business. We want you to be as awesome as we know you can be, and what's more, we want you to feel that awesome.

Catherine Caine is Her Majesty the Queen of Awesomesauce, which is somewhere in Australia. She runs Be Awesome Online and loves working with delightful weirdos and playing the drums. Trivia: When she's attacked by supervillains out to claim the throne, she's always actually an Awesomebot, left in place while the real Queen escapes.


Holly Jackson used to be a grant writer for a university in the American Midwest until she was bitten by a radioactive internet marketing guru. Determined to use her newfound powers for good, she founded Cottage Copy and spends her days with her faithful Copy-Spaniel Sir Didymus, bringing extraordinary writing and quirky happiness to those around her.


Rachael Acklin is the Caffeinated Elf. She rules over Lothlorien, but lives in Michigan, and loves art, design, and wonderfulness in all flavors. Her coffee is the source of her powers. Thank goodness she's in no danger of running out.


Chris Anthony always wanted to design theme parks. When he was turned down by the Imagineers, however, he turned his considerable creative talent (and the magic power ring granted to him by a dying alien) toward creating smiles, making magic, and increasing the amount of joy in the world as the Delight Specialist.

We're here to help.

You want more magic in your website and business; we can do that. You want to make your copy sparkle, your logo gleam, and your visitors run around in little circles in glee because of what you do. That, my friend, is our very raison d'être.

By clicking the Add To Cart button below, you'll be setting yourself up with a week of pure awesome. Four times that week you'll be visited by a member of your Fairy Godfamily for half an hour at a time. Each of us will work with you on a specific aspect of your business: Catherine will help you find your strengths and turn them up to 11, Holly will work on your current copy and marketing so that your words say exactly what you want them to, Rachael will help you adjust your existing design and focus so that your site leaps out of the monitor, and Chris will put finishing touches on your business so that your customers will become insane, raving fans.

Unlike your average supernatural creatures, though, the evidence of our visits won't disappear when we're done. You'll get recordings of all of our sessions together, plus additional worksheets to help you keep on track. And in a month, we'll check in on you and see how you're doing.

All of this, you get for $285.

By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth - click the Add to Cart button and let's get started!